Kids Say the Funniest Things

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Kids Say the Funniest Things

Here's some funny things Justin's said lately.....

You know how when you ask a kid what he wants to be when he grows up they say things like a Firefighter or Astronaut. Well, Justin's wants to be a "WORKER" just like Daddy, not a computer programmer or anything just a "Worker".

Alexis was here visiting a few weeks ago and broke her elbow on the slip-and-slide (100' x 10' - it was fun! broken elbow not so much!). We ended up taking her to the hospital to get it checked out because she fainted and was convulsing. The next morning when Justin saw Alexis he said to her "Alexis. You should have been more careful. Next time don't slide on your elbow, you should slide on your belly like me." That same week we were all riding in the car and totally serious, Justin says, "Do you know what we do to bad guys?....We take a sharp knife and cut their throats." I think the boys were playing a little too much pretend combat that week!

The other day....
Mommy: "Where are you going to work when you get bigger?"
Justin: "I'm going to work with Daddy at his work"
Mommy: "Who is going to be your boss?"
Justin: "Mr. Steve" (aka Jeremy's boss)

Yesterday....
Mommy: "Do you know what Daddy does at work?"
Justin: "He works on computers IN his desk"
Mommy: "What does Mommy do at work?"
Justin: "Nothing. Womens don't work at work. Only mens can work at work"

Yesterday in the car I was eating a Fiber One chocolate granola bar for breakfast...
Justin: "Mommy...don't eat too much of that because when you find honey you should eat just enough. If you eat too much honey you'll get sick."

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