These are just some nerdy jokes I've come across. Some are original, some are not. If these dont make you laugh, be happy.
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Q: "to be or not to be"
A: 0xFF
Salary Theorem: The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
And since Knowledge = Power, Time = Money, and as every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
ex dies
A constant function and ex are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So ex follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says ex, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
ex: "Hi, I'm ex"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"
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